The Man Without The Black Dog.

I saw this mini hand-held Dyson  fan( it cost something outrageous like over 300$ super-expensive like all their products) and the shape  of it just made me laugh, esp. on the commercial; my gawd, it loooks like a vibrator.

HA!

I know, I know, I have a very dirty mind.

I also heard a cannabis dispensary in Toronto had this World Cup replica bong( shown below) which looks cheap as f*ck but they were still charging 50$ for (I only paid 20$ for my cool artsy  rainbow Raku bong) but FIFA quickly sent a Cease & Desist, the party poopers....boooooo!!!... but it was one of the funniest things I've seen in awhile.

Paul McCartney also turned 84 yesterday, a year younger than my mother who would be 85 this year except she died 2 years ago and once she said in the ICU, "I have to go, my parents are waiting" I just knew. I knew beyond any doubt that it was her Time and that she was dying and there was no denying it.

We got drenched with rain yesterday so I had to smoke mi ganja  at the front veranda where there's shelter and I saw The Man With The Black Dog walking by....except he didn't have The Black Dog this time; he had another dog, a black & white Husky mix, so I assume The Black Dog must have died but I never said anything not wanting to upset him so now he's The Man Without The Black Dog and that was the only dog in the neighbourhood too that Buddy didn't like, in fact, they hated  eachother and would always bark at eachother but he got along well with all the other dogs. He also said with all that rain his  ceiling leaks,too, so it's not just us and I heard Toronto got 80 mm of rain which is a month's worth in just one day!

I also like this dress, and my hubby left for Vancouver and should be taking off any minute now and he's just so lucky to be taking off somewhere and I wish *I* could fly off away from MY life as well and I'm sorry for being me and for everything that makes  me me and that makes me think and do the things I do, and I heard someone paid their vet 850$ to euthanize( kill) their dog which could possibly be even more than they paid  for the dog and I think it's just criminal, and my hubby said the stains on all our bath towels isn't because of the wrong cheap-o laundry detergent he got(you're NOT supposed to "cheap-out" on laundry detergent or toilet paper) but because we have "cheap towels" and I told him, "Everything  we have is cheap; it's all we can afford!" and yesterday my lower mid right back hurt so much it felt like I kept getting stabbed so is it my kidney I wonder and the lake recorded over 190 km winds and 3 metre waves,too!

The 2 people dearest to me are gone now. Its not easy.-Paula Donatelli