Today's Joke.

 

Happy Birthday To Mi Soul Bredda.

Today is the anniversary of Bob Marley's birthday. He was born in 1945 so I can't do the math but he would have been in his 80's except he died at 36 but his music and legacy still lives on. 

Legend.

I went to his mausoleum in Jamaica and paid homage a few years ago and I pressed my iPod against his marble crypt and people had left doobies there as well. It was a very poignant moment. I also tried to make a Valentine's card for my hubby yesterday using A.I. ( he got me all set up) but it refused to create a naked Spider-Man with a big dick and balls so I eventually just had to go with a generic one. Oh, well, at least I tried but I thought A.I did "rude stuff" though? I also saw the wild rabbits had dug tunnels and made a burrow in the snowbanks on our back porch and I know it was them because I also saw the tell-tale "Cocoa Puffs" rabbit turds they left behind and I heard people are boycotting the Superbowl as well because some guy named Bad Bunny (I never even heard of him; it sounds like Bugs Bunny to me) is gay and singing in Spanish, which is the dumbest reason ever; those rednecks are just sooooo racist;  I mean, who cares if the guy's gay; that's his private life, and what's "wrong" with Spanish,anyway?

I also saw this photo yesterday and that sure looks like Epstein. It was in Israel and it's also a known fact that there's more pedophiles per capita living in Israel than anywhere else, and when you incl. the "talk" that he was also a Mossad agent it makes it even more possible that he's still alive and well and I never did think he committed suicide. At first I thought someone "offed" him because he knew too much but now I wonder if he was maybe even 'extracted"  from  his jail cell and the whole "suicide" thing was just staged  and he's still alive, carrying on "business" as usual? It really wouldn't surprise me and in that world anything is possible. I also found out it was the York Regional Police that investigated the corrupt Toronto police officers that were arrested for  organized crime, drugs, and attempted murder( they gave info incl. home addresses) to criminals to shoot at people's home and extort  and threaten them,etc.

People already didn't trust the police even before and now this....

Check out the name of one of the new weed I ordered:

Buddy!😃

Just like my soulmate and best friend I ever had.

I was also surprised to find out it takes over 10 hours to fly to Greenland from Toronto and I somehow thought it would be closer and that's almost as long as it took to fly to Athens and Russia ( 12 HRS) and they also said on the news Toronto city council allows a law that bars and restaurants can now serve booze from 6 am ( it was 9 am  before which I still think is too early; I mean, who the f*ck needs to have a drink THAT early,anyway, and  even though on the resorts and cruise ships they don't start until 10 or 11 am )during the Winter Olympics which I think is a terrible idea, now there will be even more drunk drivers out on the roads even earlier endangering people than usual and we have a bad enough  problem with loser boozers in this Shithole as it is anyway.

Maybe life just isn’t for everyone I can’t handle all that.-Angel

 

Weekend Words.

They're actually mean little f*ckers!

I just love how things never work out for me.-Ri

You couldn't pay me to watch. I'd rather burn my retinas out.

I don't care what u think about me I don't plan on living for very long.-Julie

Do you ever feel like crying because your life is so shit and you just keep messing up?-Anxiety

She's on The List.

They were never the "Bad Guys."

Sorry not sorry.

Uhhh, straight black hair and almond-shaped brown eyes.....

Is anyone else's automatic response to stress just, "ok well I'll just kill myself"-Rot

I will get by I will get by I will get by I will survive.-The Grateful Dead

Living is just so unfulfilling I just really want it to be over I'm so tired, I'll never be pretty, I'll never be happy, I'll never be fulfilled.-Alice