Thursday, May 23, 2019

Holy Shit!!


Holy shit. Literally. My hubby got a phonecall: his colon cancer test screening came back positive, meaning they found blood in the shit samples so now he has to go in for further testing, incl. bloodwork and the dreaded colonoscopy (think garden hose with a camera on the end of it shoved up your arse) like I had, done to check and see where the bleeding's coming from; if it is  colon cancer or from other cause, which it could be, such as colon polyps( like I had) or some other gastro issue. Well, something bad always happens to our family every May and this year this is it. He might have cancer. This came out of nowhere. When he told me at first I thought it was just another one of his pranks as he's always trying to mind f*ck me and I didn't believe it.....then it was just disbelief, shock,and sadness. This just came out of nowhere; he's never had any visible bleeding, unlike mine where copious amounts of bright red blood just squirted out, but he has always shit like a dog though, gushing out diarrhrea something like 12 times a day I've always told him isn't normal....hopefully it'll end up being nothing, esp. since he's NOT very good with medical procedures; he sees a syringe and he faints.


This is me playing around with the Cosplay wig. See, even with long hair I still look no better but at least blue eyes look good with white hair. Tomorrow and Saturday everyone's away at an Anime convention in Toronto so I get a nice quiet break (yay!) and the 12 YR old had his eyes tested and they saw "something" at the back of his eyes that they think indicates he's pre-disposed to migraines so he has to go to Kingston for further evaluation and he gets that from me. Poor kid. Mine started when I was 13. Those things are brutal and I wouldn't wish them on anyone, except for maybe Trump; a dickweed like him deserves a good migraine. Mine were dismissed for years though as just stress, tension, women get headaches, etc. until I was in my 40's and finally properly diagnosed and given medication and since the medical marijuana I haven't had a migraine now in 4 years and I used to have them daily and one was so intense it lasted 33 days straight. Yup, you read that right.

The 24 YR old also picked up a 4 L jug of white craft glue and almost drank it thinking it was milk and I went to the store and got a bunch of bath supplies, and for me this is a great and wonderful treat (I know, it doesn't take much to make happy) I got some kind of fruity shampoo (and it was funny,too: I must have spent a good 20 minutes or so deciding what kind of shampoo to get which is funny considering I hardly have any hair) and a coconut and birch oil foam bath and a lavender foam body wash. I also got 4 shades of purple nail polish for my toes on sale for 2 for 5$!


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