Old Woman.

Today I saw an old man across the street sitting out on his front porch and I smiled and thought to myself Isn't that nice, an old man sitting out on his porch enjoying outside..... and then it hit me:

I was doing the exact same thing.

I was also sitting out on my front porch,too.

It's official.

I'm old. I'm an old woman now.

This is also vegan sushi from the 18 YR old. Finally! Sushi I can eat because there's no gross fish in it. I also have raging diarrhrea today and squirt out massive liquid shit 3 times today in just less than an hour so far when I first got up. I hope it wasn't from the sushi....