Ortho.

Yesterday my mother saw the orthopedic surgeon. He said nothing was really wrong with her knee; no fractures or anything that needed to be replaced; just wear and tear from old age and slight bruising from when she fell and that laying around like she's been doing isn't what she should be doing but rather she should be up and around and walking and that after just 2 days of laying around you can get pneumonia and he also pointed out that she has chicken legs; fat at the top and skinny lower down, which is true but still an odd thing for a doctor to mention. I swear, medical professionals( or in her case retired medical professionals) make the worst patients. Hopefully now she's heard it from a fellow medical professional she'll finally listen and get off her pitiful ass and get up and start moving and stop playing the poor me victim....

Speaking of ortho, it reminds me of that orthodontist I saw years ago(he's now died) and how at the time he seemed really nice and I liked him ( he also looked like actor Sam Elliot) and then later on I heard on the news he'd been arrested on child porn! The cops found child porn in his home and also that he was secretly filming females in his office. Creepy, I know, and it shocked, disappointed, and disillusioned me and it just goes to show that you can never tell and that people aren't always what they appear to be or seem.

My mother also accused me of sneaking my cannabis oil into her juice! WTF? Is she kidding me? Do you know how expensive that stuff is and with it's unique taste don't you think she'd notice if I did? She's getting paranoid.....her bloodsugar was also 22 (it's supposed to be below 10!) and I told her she shouldn't be drinking all that sugery pop and she whines, I'm NOT letting diabetes rule my life! WTF is wrong with her? I mean, really?