Wednesday, October 9, 2019

Big F*cking Nug.


My oldest( who turns 30 next week! My God, I can't believe it! It really doesn't seem that long ago I was just prego with him!) sent me an e-mail last night with attached photo that said Big F*cking Nug. I just laughed my ass off and it just happened to be at the same time the 20 year old came for a visit and everyone in the family(that's still here) was in the room and heard me howling with laughter and they came over to see what was so funny with the 16 YR old laughing and putting her hand over her mouth when she saw and shrieking to my hubby, No, Papa! Don't look!! It was hilarious! My first thought was Oh, my God! How much did that thing cost? ( he said he only paid 50$ for it!....not bad) and so I replied, I hope you share it with your brother!! I have always taught them to share and I share everything except for chocolate. It reminds me of the other day I was savouring this chocolate and the 12 YR old wanted some and I said uh, uh....and he said I was greedy and I told him I am NOT! I share everything,even my weed, just NOT my chocolate; that's the ONE THING I don't share! and then before I'd realized what I'd said and potential info I'd accidently let slip he peers at me and goes, With WHO?(referring to sharing my weed) and it was his oldest brothers when they were in their 20's and not wanting to expose anyone I had to quickly "catch" myself and distract him and I stammered, Uh, oh....nervermind, it doesn't matter..... Another funny story involving him: 3-4 years ago the oldest gave me a bong for a Christmas gift and the 12 year old ( then age 8-9) said What is that? and I had to think fast and blurted out, Ummm, ahhh....it's a vase! A flower vase! and everyone else just hid their muffled laughter.

Yesterday was also a gorgeous day:

It got to 19 C and I got to spend the day in the sun! Finally!! After it being either cold or rainy (or both!) and being stuck inside for the past 4 days or so I was finally let out of my cage and set free! It was wonderful! I even got a burn on my face and my hubby was able to work on the balcony railing. The 20 YR old also came for an early Thanksgiving(it's this upcoming weekend) visit and I think my kidneys must be shutting down because I can't pee! Ever since I woke up this morning, no pee. The last time I peed was 2 am.Hmmmm.....


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