El Chapo.

Shorty.El Chapo. That's what I call my sunflower plants this year as they're so small, so short, only up to my knees and the tallest ones just up to my thighs, unlike last year where they were as tall or even taller than I am( and I'm 5'6). Some are starting to get buds already though(so they are mature and assume full-grown) like the one I took a photo of here. I only have 5 now; one died the one the bugs got to the stem. Not a good year for my sunflowers. 2020 is NOT A GOOD YEAR FOR ANYTHING!!!! I wonder what it is this year with them though why they're so puny; I planted them and transplanted them outside the same time I did last year and I still water them heavily twice a day( early morning before the sun hits and evening once the sun is off) same as before; nothing is any different and I still have the lid I shelter them with I cover them up with at night to protect them from critters and during storms....I dunno.....this year is just a bust overall. It's like the entire year has been cursed so maybe this is it; the year Jesus will finally return? Who knows? We've certainly been waiting long enough! He'll arrive before my slow-ass computer finishes loading.....ha,ha....

The 25 YR old also brought home this disgusting thing last night to eat(I swear, that boy eats anything; there's nothing he won't eat; he's eaten kangaroo, aligator, moose, ostrich, etc, the grosser the better) pickled baby octopus! He kept eating it in front of the 17 YR old and I too, grossing us out and he bit the head completely off it and it was just so sad I coulodn't even watch; it was a cute little baby and reminded me of a human embryo and it looked like he was eating rubber as the tentacles wiggled around dangling out of his mouth;it was awful and it also reminded me of those sticky squishy rubber toy mini octopuses the kids used to have when they were little; they got them out of those big gum machine things for a dollar and you'd throw them and they'd stick on the wall or ceiling. Ewww! Ugh! My hubby also used the opportunity to make me look stupid(like he always does) jumping at the chance to prove me wrong and make me look like an idiot saying that the plural of octopus isn't octopi like I had always thought but rather octopuses even though it sounds wrong and then smugly added with a smirk, You've been educated! always lording it over me he's so much smarter than I am, making me feel like an idiot. Him and the 13 YR old also re-programmed the Google Home device so that when I requested my rock radio station it automattically played the pussy Pop station I hate that playspussy crap like Justin Bieber, Lady GaGa, Adele, etc. you get the idea. always so provoking, aggravating and annoying and then they wonder why I get so mad. They think it's "funny" to "push my buttons" and purposely do things they know set me off just to get me mad and watch me freak out but I think they're just being assholes, not funny.