Big Draw.

Yesterday I was using my weed vape pen when the 25 YR old came outside and so I offered him a hit , as in Puff, puff, pass because stoner culture is a culture of sharing and he accepted my offer and took in this really long hard drag, inhaling for the longest time, and I was trying  to tell him to stop, that this was high-grade potent medical marijuana with 83% THC and for this vape you only need to inhale slightly andthen exhale, not take such a big long draw like he did, but it was already too late( and he must have used close to half of it,too; it's concentrated so the cartridge is really small, and it costs 50$ a cartridge!) and then he finally took it out of his mouth and exhaled and blew out this gigantic plume of smoke that looked like a steam engine.....coughing and gagging, not used to something so powerful and overwhelming and his face went all red and looked sort of like the picture above! He wasn't expecting it and was taken aback and knew exactly the moment it "hit" him,too, and meanwhile I'm left there like, You took most of my cartridge! That's like when you offer someone a few of your chips and they eat pretty much the entire bag. It would have been funny if it weren't for the fact that he used up most of my vape! He's used to just the regular standard joints where you can inhale deeply and hold it and no big deal but this was an entirely whole new level, ha, ha.

This is also the blonde dreadlocks wig I'm considering maybe getting and my Facebook  friend in Sweden has Dreads too, only real ones with her beautiful natural red hair, and she's even older than I am, and a grandmother,too, and it's hard to love yourself too when others keep telling you why you shouldn't, and I was wondering too if I should join organized religion or if my inability to conform and follow rules it's better I just worship my own way, which leads me to also wonder if I have a rebellious spirit that needs to be "tamed" or if it's just the way God made me( a free-spirit) and I just have to "work" with it? I heard as well shitty Air Canada ( the worst airline ever  in the entire world and I have taken countless international airlines to compare them to and I'd rather swim across the ocean than ever take them ever again) is offering a monthly umlimited pass of a sort for 2200$ you can fly anywhere unlimited across Canada for a month....but they'd have to pay me  alot more  than that  to ever fly with them ever again!

KFC also e-mailed me this the other day too about their new chicken sammich special yesterday only for 2$ 9regularly 5.99$) to compete with the new Popeye's  chicken sandwich( which I'm sure is gross, like all of their chicken; even the napkin has more flavour, and as always we're ripped-off here,too; it costs 6.99$ here and only 3.99$ in USA and even with  the exchange rate it still doesn't explain it; twice as much here!!) so I was all eager and excited to get one( we all were) but it's one per customer so we couldn't send my hubby to pick them all up for us like we normally would and we were willing to all hop into the car and go get them for just 2$....(I'd just take the nasty pickles out of mine) but he refused, saying there would be a big line and it turned out he had to work 12 HRS yesterday anyway so we never got to try it. Shit. What a bummer. Doing a shit I also had always heard it being referred to as I just gave birth to a Frenchman but I now revised as I just gave birth to a Trump supporter.

I'm also trying to squeeze out the last drops of summer I can in these last few days we have left of summer, desperately trying to hold on to them, not willing to give them up, never surrendering, and I finally got to see that brat neighbour kid Michael too; the one I heard a neighbour calling for awhile ago, and yesterday I was out walking Buddy and his mother was outside chasing him, running after him  calling him to get back home in the house and he was running away from her, all the way down the street, past the corner store, around the corner, down the other street, swearing at her, calling her names, yelling at her, and she was running after him, chasing him, trying to catch him,and she's this overweight older woman and she was huffing and puffing and could hardly breathe; he was such a brat! OMG! I guess he was around 9-10 and this went on for a good 15 minutes or so; her yelling at him to get back home and chasing him and he kept running away from her but she eventually got him back in the house. He makes my kids look good in comparison! If any kid deserves an ass-whooping it's him! I can only imagine how much "fun" his teachers must have trying to discipline him in school,too, and I feel badly for his poor mother!

I also figured:

If I found out I had months to live I would: Do indoor "sky-diving" Walk in a sunflower field Get as high as I possibly could Hire the hunkiest male escort and f*ck his brains out Go back to Jamaica, my spiritual home Re-visit my old house and schools again See a hippo at the zoo