Garden Hose.

Guess who is the "lucky" f*cker that gets to basically get a garden hose shoved up their ass next month? Me! Yesterday I got this big fat letter in the mail from the hospital in the nearby city that says I'm scheduled for another colonoscopy the end of next month! I had one 4 years ago and they removed a polyp that was really bleeding, and colon polyps are usually pre-cancerous and also put you at increased risk for colon cancer plus I also have many cases of colon cancer in my mother's side of the family as well( and they all died of it) so I guess my GP decided it was time for another test again and referred me to the gastro specialist and now here I am. It's an answer to a prayer though as I had been asking God for answers; to tell me what has been causing my increasing abdomenal and other pain, so maybe this is it? maybe the colonoscopy will give me some answers, esp. if they do find  something?What I hate the most isn't the actual procedure itself(as they put you to sleep, thankfully) but the prep before as 3 days before there's certain foods you can't eat such as corn and seeds and then the day before you can't eat any solid foods, only liquids and you have to take mega laxatives and drink this awful colon cleanse thing(the worst of it all!) that rips your colon apart and makes you shit like a volcano; I mean, it just angrily spews out and sprays all over(have you ever seen a hippo spray its shit marking territory? Just imagine that),and mine was so fierce I was even spraying blood out my ass and the entire toilet water turned all red!They also said they test you for COVID upon admission,too, and I wonder if you fail or if they find out you haven't had the vaccine (the Mark Of The Beast) if they cancel the procedure(so you could even have colon cancer or something and they'd miss it because they cancelled the test) and they also said if you cancel less than a week before they charge you 300$ too, but what if you just wake up that day or the day before and you're sick? I just you just have to "hide" it and fake it, to save yourself 300$?

I swear our neighbours at the back their dog must be one of those drug-sniffing police dogs as well as every time I'm out the back smoking weed it barks like crazy, but only  when I'm out there toking up, not when I'm just sitting outside on my porch, and their security light goes on and they come out to look and then I can inagine them thinking, Oh, it's just the neighbour out there smokinh weed again and they go back inside but the dog keeps on barking but it only barks when I exhale a plume of smoke,so I guess whenever it picks up the scent, and it always makes me laugh too that people are worried every year that marijuana edibles will be snuck into their kids' Halloween (Satan's Day) candies as well; do they even realize how expensive those things are? Why would anyone just give them away to some random kid for free? I mean, really, people,and it's funny when I look back as well; as a kid I fantasized of marrying a European Nobleman when I grew up and even drew pictures of our wedding,etc. and  never aspired to be, or thought I'd ever be, a pothead, but in reality here  I am killin' it,  and Buddy was sleeping and he was snoring so loud too that he scared himself awake! My hubby also staunchly refuses to believe that the vaccine is sinister in any way, is part of any agenda, is dangerous, or that people are being coerced and indoctrinated into getting it, even though it's sooo obvious to me and other "enlightened" ones, it just infuriates me,and he says that he's the "smart" one? He's just in denial and refuses to believe it and face relaity and he's like an ostrich with it's head in the sand.

When you're on the edge you have a view that most other people never have a chance to ever see.