Cangotinho.

Yesterday I saw the funniest thing ever and I laughed my ass off: my friend in Brazil posted on Facebook a sweet endearing message of love to her newborn granddaughter but when it translated from Portuguese to English it didn't quite come out right; it came out as this:

I like to kiss your little pussy.

Now, I know  that's NOT  what she actually meant and after I stopped laughing I quickly sent her a message informing her that something got lost in translation and I don't know what she actually meant  but that in English the word pussy  is slang for vagina (it can mean cat,too, but in this context that's not how it would be taken!) and she laughed and said the word was cangotinho  and didn't know if there was an English word for it so I checked on Google Translate and it said the word was scruff, you know, the cute wrinkly saggy part at the back of  a young animal's neck, the part the mother picks them up and carries them from.That's a BIG difference between "scruff" and "pussy"! That was just soooo funny though! I also gave the translation on Facebook a 1 out of 5 for their rating! OMG! 😂

I'm also sick now,too, the last one in the house to get the virus. I woke up in the middle of the night with chills so bad my teeth were chattering and I was so cold I just couldn't get warm, even after I turned on my heater, put my Oodie on and burrowed down under layers of blankets and then an hour or so later I was sweating (so I must have a high fever)and have this massive headache as well and sore neck and back,and achy ears and muscles and sooo dizzy too I can hardly even stand up.I feel like utter shit. My mother was sick yesterday, incl. bad cough and runny nose. My nose is runny as well and my cough is worse and my chest hurts and feels tight and like I'm breathing thru a straw. Today is also my Opposite Birthday as my birthday is 4 January; 1/4 and today is 4/1, (or 4/1 and 1/4, depending on which way you do it)so it would be funny if today's the day I die. My mother also got her X-rays yesterday as well, one for her sore shoulder and one for her chest in case she's developing pneumonia. Buddy wasn't feeling good yesterday,either, as he hardly ate anything and he didn't look 'right" and he also looked really sad.I had a nice warm lavender Epsom salt bath this morning I soaked in  to help ease the aches.

I also saw an ad for a candle that smells like farts and who the hell would ever want to buy that and spend $$$$ on that? Who would ever want to buy a scented candle that smells like a fart? You normally get nice  scented candles, that smell like flowers, food, or rain, fresh linen, not, not something disgusting like that, and I had a "brain fart" yesterday as well and couldn't think of the word sea horse  and thought it was horse fish and my mother called the 15 YR old by the oldest's name too( usually she calls him by another brother's name) and she called me the 22 YR old's name. We're both really "losing" it. The 27 YR old also had these Suicide Hot wings that were too hot even for him (and he has a high spice tolerance like I do) and his face went red and his eyes bugged out of his head and he ran for the water and couldn't finish them so I 'reconditioned" them by rubbing off as much of the sauce as I could ,leaving them only mildly spicy and then he was able to eat it( as we can't afford to waste food) and they said it was "boneless chicken wings" but it was really actually just chicken nuggets with Habenero sauce on it!

I'm an Onlooker in life and in my family; I watch from the outside but don't participate.