Sheep Droppings.

The other day I saw the funniest thing ever on Twitter: someone referred to masks (AKA face diapers) discarded on the road as sheep droppings. It was just the most appropriate yet hilarious thing ever and from now on that's what I'll be calling them, from sheeple. I also put my shirt on inside-out the other day and my mother laughed I'm glad I'm not the only one that does that and I told her, Where do you think I got it from? and tomorrow we're going to our fave. Italian place for our early Mother's Day dinner, finally now, after a long 2 years, now they no longer ban unvaccinated and we're no longer required to wear a mask and it will just be soooo nice to feel back to normal again and I'll get her flowers and a card for Mother's day(it might be her last one) and since no one else is getting me a gift I'll just have to buy my own Mother's Day gift and treat myself and buy my own flowers.

F*ck them!

Yesterday we also got lots of rain(like the other day when I had that massive headache; we got over 25 mm of rain but at least it wasn't snow otherwise it would have been twice as much; 50 cm) and Buddy doesn't do rain(it's a Dachshund thing) he'll still pee but not shit;(although most Doxies in my Facebook group won't even go pee out in the rain!) he's a diva, yesterday morning he left me a little "gift" on the living room carpet along with a new nick-name: Carpet Shitter, and his face hasn't bled in a few days now and actually looks pretty good, and other than that there's really not too much going on, other than it's supposed to be nice and sunny and no rain for the next week, and next week even get up to 23C!

Yesterday was also Star Wars Day (May 4th) May The Force Be With You and today is Sith Day (May 5th) May The Sith Be With You, and me always being a hippie and free-spirit that doesn't conform is the one thing that the authorities and other people in general hate the most about me,too, but it's also the one thing that I like the most  about myself( the only thing,actually) and I needed help with the TV again to get my show again and I did what my hubby told me but of course it still didn't work and my hubby tore into me for being stupid and snarled, cruelly, Are you capable of any independent thought of your own? (isn't he just always so "nice" with the "compliments?") well,actually, yes....since I never just blindly believe and accept what people say, or trust, or follow the crowd or go along with the popular thing, but I've always thought for myself, had my own mind,and done my own thing, so once again he can f*ck right off, and everyone needs help sometimes (and at least I'm humble enough to realize it and ask for it)and there's no shame in it.

Life hasn't just passed me by; it ran me over.