Gloria.

Yesterday my hubby picked me up a little Gloria the hippo from Madagascar from the Dollar Store, shown here and she and I have the same tummy and she is my Spirit Animal. All of us at home also went to the Chinese buffet for my mother's birthday and she even made my hubby and the 15 YR old come too even though they don't even like Chinese food( and would have much rather eaten at the pizza place!) because she wanted us all to be together even though it's a waste of $$$ when they hardly ate anything and the bill for the 5 of us was over 100$! I didn't end up wearing my Genie pants like I'd hoped as in the dark(and being half-asleep) I accidently grabbed the wrong thing seeing a long black thing thinking it was the leg but was actually a long sleeve of a shirt so I just ended up wearing my green trackpants(that say CANDY on the ass I never even  noticed at first when I bought it; I got it on sale but my shirt covers it) I found as I wasn't going to go all the way back up 3 flights of stairs and get all out of breath to get it and I wore my sunflower shirt with it but it also had an elastic waistband so I was OK.On the way there in the car my hubby also told me to move my elbow so I asked why and he curtly replied, Because I asked you to! which sounded like a command, an order, and I wanted to know the reason; I'm not going to just do something because he told  me to and the 27 YR old scoffed, You really are crazy! 

 In the restuarant him and the 15 YR old kept insulting me too loudly calling me Grandma, insinuating I'm old or look old, and the 15 YR old also asked my hubby in disbelief, Why did you marry her?  and he shrugged, She used to be different. Well, I've always been "different" and if he means I didn't used to smoke weed I also didn't  used to have chronic daily pain either, or that I didn't used to be fat I also didn't used to have 11 kids or be middle-aged or be in menopause.Actually, it was because he was desperate and so was I; we both were and neither of us could do any better.On the way back I also stopped off at the market to get flowers....except I got caught in a thunderstorm and torrential rain and I got soaked and I mean REALLY soaked, right to the bone, even my underwear was wet and I was dripping from my head running all down my face and it even got into my nose! When I got home I had to peel off the drenching dripping wet clothes and put them into the dryer!Proving yet once again that I AM stupid enough to go out in the rain!

This is also my Boy in my new chair and it took my hubby and the boys 6 HRS before they finally noticed the chair, saying, What's that? and even longer before my mother noticed it, and this morning all the towels were dirty and in the laundry and I had none for my bath this morning but luckily I always have one saved and hidden away for emergencies, for such an occasion so I was OK, and I saw someone online remark about the forced vaccination, Canada does NOT tell me what to do! and that says it perfectly for me as well, and if you think your house is cluttered and messy take a look at this:

This is our table...

....and our rec-room. Neither my mother or I are well enough to clean and the kids won't and they're the ones that make the mess,and besides, we're also messy slobs so there's alo that. Just keepin' it real though. 😂

I check my look in the mirror Wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face.-Bruce Springsteen