Duh.

One thing I just don't get is Toilet Paper Math. Now I'm no mathlete and no one is worse at math than me but this just doesn't make any sense, not even to me: it says that 30 doubles equals 62 Now even I  know that double 30 is 60! WTF? What, exactly are they trying to say here? Life is confusing enough as it is and now this? Yesterday around 4:20 I also came back inside the house after hitting the bong and my mother goes, I smell weed!  and I replied, yeah.....someone was just outside smoking weed! and both yesterday and today my stomach and abdomenal pain is soooo bad it's like a combination of really baaaad constipation pain( which I know it's NOT because I also have bad cramps and keep shitting my guts out and my ass off) and being kicked by a horse.I hate my colon. During nap yesterday afternoon Buddy also did a really biiig pee(and he never pees in bed, unless it was actually me?) and I felt it all wet soaking on my pant leg and then he barked loudly telling me but by then it was too late but I woke up and put him outside anyway(and he did a small pee even though he was just out right before nap) as he sleeps all curled up in my legs and it makes me wonder though if it really was him....or me, as that one time I remember I did pee myself in my sleep and was unaware, so maybe I had another seizure again or else there's something else going on now as well? It was gross either way and I'll look into if I can get doggy diapers for him and maybe even something for myself,too...(my mother wears adult diapers as well.)

Check this out! A measly salad in Kitchener costs 41.99$! Weed is cheaper! What the actual f*ck? Just for a bunch of lettuce; for rabbit food? Food is just soooo expensive everyone will have to start growing their own vegetables but that only works in the summer and even then only if the squirrels don't eat them all (like they did with all my sunflowers last summer!)and once the gov't takes everyone's land and the State takes over all the farms we won't even be able to do that,either.Buddy also often now just stands there and stares blankly into space for long periods of time as well, staring  ahead at something no one else can see, so is there an angel or something there or is he just "spacing-out" or having a silent seizure or something, or maybe he even has dementia(dogs can get it,too) in his old age, and I also wonder if the acrobats and contortonists at Cirque du Soleil can suck their own dicks?

Carry on, my wayward son There'll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head to rest Don't you cry no more.-Kansas