Fat Me.

Here is my birthday cake from yesterday. I love it. Someone at the bakery recognized the Eat Me  from Alice In Wonderland  and probably thought I was having an Alice In Wonderland party when really I did it for the innuendo, ha, ha. The 28 YR old was also the only  one of the kids( as well as my hubby and mother) that even bothered to say Happy Birthday to me, none of the others did(not even the 15 YR old and he lives here), but that's just the kind of people they are; they're just NOT nice people and it says more about them than it does about me. I didn't expect a gift but a phone call, e-mail, or card(like they give my hubby and mother) would have been nice. It reminds me of that story when Jesus cured 10 it was either lepers or blind or deaf people(I can't remember) and only one returned to thank Him and He said, Were there not ten? Where are the other nine? The 28 YR old also hope to go on a solo trip to Cuba (like I did a few years back) and get a shitload of Cuban cigars for cheap,  and I only have 1 bath bomb left now from Christmas( I also got 3 in my stocking,too) and if you take the end off the "E" on my cake it will say Fat Me" and my Facebook friend in Australia even sent me a birthday greeting with 25 photos of hippos attached because she knows I like them,too! isn't she so sweet and thoughtful? Even Princess Cruises sent me a birthday wish,too!

I was  also collecting garbage yesterday when I found these truffles and I tried them and -Oh, my God! they were the best thing I have ever eaten in my entire life! My mother said originally they were supposed to be for me but my hubby got the wrong thing....but it ended up to be sooooo gooood! It was a religious experience, like looking into the  face of God! It was a celebration in my mouth and my mouth had an orgasm! Warm waves of pleasure just coursed thru my veins and every nerve ending in my body and my entire being pulsed and vibrated! I think now I must know what a heroin addict must experience once the hit sets in! It was pure bliss!! We also got our new TV yesterday and it's another of those Smart TV's my mother and I both hate; they're so complicated; we prefer a simple TV(a "Dumb" TV) that's easy to operate where you just turn it on, off,change channels, and have volume and mute. That's it. It's frustrating when your appliances are smarter than you are. We also put the old TV upstairs and the guys can use it to play their video games on the screen and that way it's also less clutter and crap all on the livingroom floor now too and less consoles and wires,etc.

Check this out! 5 chicken breasts cost a whopping 37$! Even a head of measley lettuce cost 6.99$ so we won't be getting any more lettuce and not much chicken( even though that's the meat we generally have) anymore now and things are just sooo expensive in this shithole no one can even afford to eat or live anymore with inflation, recession, etc.and now not only is there a shortage of children's pain and cold/fever meds but also for adults as well; this country seriously is a Third_World shithole Banana Republic as well as a Fascist dictatorship and you'd seriously be better off having $$$$ in a Third World country than being poor in a developed so-called "First World" country, and yesterday my back pain was so bad too I winced every time I moved and tears came to my eyes and I wanted to scream and was nauseated with the pain I honestly thought something was going to burst, and I named our Christmas tree Chris Pine  and nevermind that song Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer, now it's The Snowman Got Run Over By Grandma as my hubby brought the lit-up snowman indoors to fix the broken lights and my mother ran over it with her walker and knocked the poor thing over onto its back!

Somewhere, somehow somebody Must have kicked you around some.-Tom Petty