Friday, March 3, 2023

The Scorpion.

This is the cool new tattoo my cousin got the other day, her first, it's a scorpion! At first I thought it was being a fan of the awesome band The Scorpions (I would love to see them live in Concert and I've been a fan for over 35 years now) but she said it was her "star sign" I think has something to do with stupid astrology and I'm not into that, being occult and all, but it's still a cool tattoo. She said it hurt a bit but nothing she couldn't handle, and having given birth to 2 kids tattoo pain is nothing in comparison. It also depends on where on the body you get it; some places are more or less painful than others; I found the top of the foot and the small of the back are the most painful(I even had to focus on something and do labour breathing for it) as there's mostly bone and less "meat" on those areas and the ass (with lots of padding) is least painful, hardly any at all. I can best describe it feeling like being scraped with an Exacto knife over and over and stinging or being stung over and over by a bee.

I also had baaaad headache yesterday, splitting that felt like being hit in the head all over with a hammer and today my hubby has one too so maybe something going around and also bad abdomenal pain and nausea as usual and I had a dream I was a trucker driving an 18 wheeler and that would be the perfect job for me,too; alone out on the open road, except that I can't drive, and I saw an ad for this drug too named Risankizamb-rzaa  and I think it sounds like a rapper's name and they call it Sky-ris-zaa for short, and the second -oldest's been working on this top-secret animated project at work for a long time as well and can finally reveal it, and it's a Netflix series called Unicorn Academy coming soon and it's supposed to be this big thing,too, complete with merchandising, etc. and her name will even be in the credits under animators! I can still remember as well some of the kids were conceived in a waterbed, and somebody was conceived in Montreal ( I think the 26 YR old) and someone else in the back of a van at the beach.

Check out my new joint: it looks like a candy-cane (but it doesn't taste like peppermint though; just weed) and yesterday as I walked into the room my mother goes, Do I smell weed? and I told her, yeah, some damn pothead was outside smoking weed again! (that would be me) and my hubby complained it smelled so bad it was like I was smoking in the house so I might as well smoke in the house then if he still complains anyway as the only reason I smoke outside in the cold is because he doesn't like the smell and complains about it but if he still complains anyway.... the other day the 28 YR old also gave me some weed, too, and there's a reason that boy's always been one of my favourites, and yesterday he left The Three Stooges playing on the TV so I watched it and it's been years since I've seen them and I just love those guys; they're just so hilariously funny with their slapstick comedy and I used to watch them after school as a kid. People say women don't like them but I always have.We're also getting this massive snowstorm tonight with 25-30 cm of snow.

I also heard now the going rate for the Tooth Fairy is 6$ a tooth and my kids got a dollar per tooth but back in the 70's I only got a measley quarter for a tooth as a kid although back then a quarter could get you a whole bag of candy plus a small bag of chips, and I had my hubby pick me up(he hates taking me out anywhere so I just give him a list of things to get for me when he goes out) some macaroni and cheese(meatless for Lenten Friday today) and the doofus comes back with macaroni and cheese with bacon which is of no use, not even for another day,either, as my colon doesn't tolerate pork, and then he got mad at me and said I was "being really annoying" because I got mad he got the wrong thing, and he also got a body wash for my bath that smells like crrraaap too; I wanted something nice and floral  or fruity and he ended up getting something gross that smells like a house cleaning solution. I just can't "win."

There's no sign of the morning coming You've been left on your own Like a rainbow in the dark Just a rainbow in the dark.-Dio

 

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