Never Have I Ever.

NEVER HAVE i EVER:

-Been drunk

-Tasted whiskey or gin

-Been to an orgy

-Had more than one lover

-Had a one night stand

-Had a same-sex relationship

- Driven a car

- Used heroin, crack, or meth

- Been to a Prom

- Been "hit on" or "cat-called"

-Eaten horsemeat, dog meat or cat( and likely never will, or at least not konowingly, due to the ick factor because they're pets)

- Gone bungee jumping

- skydived

- Pulled the fire alarm for a "prank"

- been arrested or in prison

- been pretty

-been to a party( other than birthday parties as a kid)

Also, yesterday my hubby and the 17 YR old went to an indoor skydiving place and it was soooo expensive; they paid 90$ each for just 2 "flights" that lasted 2 minutes or so each! Holy shit!! I can't help but wonder too if the motor that forces the air upwards would even be strong enough to lift up a fat hippo like me? I also had this reaaaalllly bad headache all day yesterday and I got a good look at my hands while I was petting Buddy and was shocked how old they look now, all puffy( from edema) and wrinkly and with age-spots!

Old lady hands!

and there's nothing you can do to hide it or fix it,either(other than gloves). 

You can always tell someone's approx. age by the hands.

I also wonder if  Orwell thought when he wrote 1984 it was just fiction or if he somehow knew it would occur just a few short decades later and he was actually warning us what was to come? Some say today is Armageddon as well and I actually hope it is as the world is in such sad shape it really does need a reboot and I for one am excited to get to the Other Side and start my next adventure. 

It's also sad as well to see the kids' old abandoned swingset, slide, and sandbox(now overgrown and covered) in the backyard now, old relics from a distant past, they're all grown now and it's just memories from a time long time ago and long gone, and now Buddy's deaf and blind and can barely walk and he gets disoriented he always barks at me needing help with everything and so he barks alot lately and it's driving me nuts I just need some peace  and time alone and in general I'm just tired of everything and want to get away from everything, from life, my family, my responsibilities, just everything and just float away.

I really, really, really hope the world does end today.

People who cross your life and leave a positive impression deserve your thoughts.-Hel Heim