Craaack!

Last night before bed I was bending down reaching into the washing machine for something and the lid came down and whacked me hard on the head( between the top and the right side) with a loud thundering craaack! sound and my God, did it ever hurt! Holy f*ck! It made me grab my head and stagger backwards! I touched the spot expecting the skull to be cracked open and bleeding and surprised it wasn't so I guess I must have a tough old head, and at least there's nothing there to damage, ha, ha, but now I half expect to drop dead within the next 24-48 hours of a blood clot or massive brain hemmorage(and I heard Stairway To Heaven again today,too!) and today I'm really dizzy and at times I have blurry and double vision. I guess so though, considering the head unjury, but holy shit did that ever hurt and it was really hard! I swear, I have the worst luck! We're also getting an 80 KM wind today and snow squalls and a biiig system tomorrow with lots of snow and yesterday we had a low water pressure where it just dripped out slowly and it turned out a contractor punctured the main watermain(I'm sure glad we got our insurance coverage!), some 12 inches thick and now we're under a boiled water advisory. "Thanks" alot, stupid! Everyone here is just soooo half-assed! Oddly as well somehow the 21 YR old in BC knew about it even before we did!

I couldn't find my scissors yesterday either when I needed them and it turned out the 30 YR old took them but never even told me( or even asked) and then when I got mad and told him off( fed-up he's always taking my stuff; he can at least ask) he excuses " I just borrowed it" and "What kind of Communist are you?", "Don't you share?", "It's community property!" and I told him it's bad enough he took it without even asking but he can at least put it back where it belongs after he's done! He was also surprised I can remember all 11 kids' birthdays too but I told him I was there when I launched them into this world; of course I remember and then he says I "owe" him for that!

I also heard the perfect name for Trump and his supporters the other day,too:

wankmaggot

 and I also saw the most Canadian winter thing yesterday as well: I was sitting out on my front veranda in a blizzard smoking mi ganja and I saw a teen boy walk by wearing just sneakers and a hoodie; no boots or coat, getting blasted by the fierce flying snow and wind, and a good idea as well, we should cut off electricity to USA during the Super Bowl( that'll show 'em!) and everyone's making such a big deal over the stupid thing too and inviting people over and having parties, all just for some stupid football game and I couldn't care less; for me it's just an average regular day, and I can't see what all the fuss is all about, and Americans saying Canada "mistreats" them as well seem to forget we sent firefighters and water bombers over to California to help them fight the wildfires and also on 9/11 helped thousands of stranded passengers in Newfoundland, too, because that's what neighbours and friends do....Interestingly, 95 % or so of my American friends also hate Trump and are embarrassed of him and don't support what he's doing, either.

It's gonna take some time But I'll get there.-Chris Rea