Steve's Pizza.

OK, now this is funny:

Yesterday after I woke up from my nap I saw 2 pizzas on the diningroom table addressed to a "Steve" and it was addressed: Steve MARRY (spelled wrong!Duh! The 31 YR old said it "Must be some Indian" but I think it was more likely some dumb redneck) Christmas from your fave. daughter.

Uh, uh, we got someone else's pizza delivered by mistake!

....or so I thought.

I also thought it was funny though since yesterday was also Christmas Eve eve which we call Christmas Steve  and this wrong pizza gets delivered to us meant for some guy named Steve.

Ironic and funny and coincidental.

Only it wasn't.

I'm just dumb.

The 31 YR old had already eaten some and I was horrified  that he'd eaten someone's else's pizza and I felt badly that poor Steve was out there somewhere waiting for his pizza, wondering where it was, and for his poor daughter, wondering why her dad never got his pizza. He kept prompting me to take part in his "crime" as well to have a slice but I wouldn't, not wanting to steal someone else's food, and I told him to just call the pizza place and see who it belongs to and should be delivered to and they'll come and pick it up but he said he "went around to all the neighbours to check" and no one was named Steve......

So I finally gave in and ate 2 slices but I still felt bad.

Poor Steve is still waiting for his pizzas.

Then my hubby came back and I told him and he just laughed and said it WAS meant for us afterall, as as a Christmas Steve  gift for the family the 24 YR sent from BC( no wonder it was cold but I didn't mind; pizza can be eaten hot or cold) only they f*cked it up:

it was supposed to say Merry Christmas Steve  from your fave. daughter.

HA!

Who knew?

I'm just glad that we didn't end up eating Steve's pizza afterall.😂

Beja also grabbed his leash and coat and dragged it over, telling me he wanted to go for a walk but I can't walk much anymore but my hubby said he was going out for a walk so I asked him to bring him along(since he was already going out,anyway) but he didn't, saying, I don't pick up poop! .....I mean, really? and today the guys have Dungeons & Dragons  at their friends' house and I'm going to cook the turkeys so tomorrow for dinner I won't have to do too much all at once but break it up over 2 days, and all I want for Christmas is a new body (one that isn't broken) and snow, but actually I'm just glad to have Beja back again, and I heard too someone refer to raccoons as "trash pandas" and it made me laugh, and I saw my Angel Bird again yesterday, too, and my Irish friend just got laid off work and found out his best friend is a pedophile (what a Christmas for him!) and my hubby was going to cash a 43 cent cheque he got in the mail( the stamp to mail it cost more!)at the bank as well just for laughs except the line was too long.

 Someone online also said if women had to orgasm to get prego there wouldn't be too many babies born and I replied that I never have any problem so they must either be broken or doing it wrong. I also remember asking Babushka when I was 19 or so what IT felt like and she said it "didn't feel like anything" so I don't know if she was just doing it wrong  or was just trying to discourage me from trying it?

I have painted many portraits Memories of love and pain Though cut down by life's deceptions I found the strength to start again.-Whitesnake