For Mother's Day weekend I was home alone with just Beja yesterday so it was nice and quiet & peaceful and we spent the day outside in the sun, listening to Reggae and smoking weed. I also had a one person party and ordered-in food(shown here) chicken Penne Alfredo, garlic sticks & boneless chicken bites which are really actually glorified chicken nuggets. There was so much it actually does me a few meals so I get to enjoy it more than once! With my hubby away all day I also joked I was having a Roman orgy complete with male strippers, trannies, and "Furries", ha ha. I was also surprised though with gas almost 2$ a litre he'd go so far on a road trip.

This morning I was also surprised to find in my e-mail box 2 Mother's Day greetings: this one from my hubby with 3 of my fave things: Chihuahuas, hippos, and Jamaica. All that's missing are sunflowers. I'm actually surprised that he remembered it WAS Mother's Day as I actually thought he'd forget, esp. being away all day yesterday and I don't even know how late they got back as I was already in bed. I also got the one below from the oldest, likely the only one I'll get from any of my ingrate kids and I'm not quite sure if it was exactly given in good faith or not or in a sarcastic way.
Thanks? I think....

Yeah, sure, dogs can give birth....but they can't homeschool!
Yesterday my cold I caught from my hubby suddenly also got much worse: my left ear ached, my throat was worse, congestion worse, and a baaaaad headache & really dizzy and today the headache is still there really bad and BOTH ears/jaws ache and I'm even more dizzy I can hardly stand up without tipping over to one side. Yesterday I was also standing beside the kitchen window and suddenly heard this really loud "BOOM!" which made me jump and it was thunder and it(and the lightning) must have been really close to be that loud and then it just poured rain and shook the house for about 5-10 minutes and then it just stopped.

My hubby also finally got to lay on a Bed of Nails, which was something on his Bucket List. (I know, he's a masochist,ha,ha) and the radio DJ wished "all the mothers out there" a Happy Mother's Day so I figured at least he wished me even if no one else did and I also heard those energy drinks( which I have never tried myself) taste "like rocket fuel" and I wonder if that's actually true or not and I accidently called Beja "Buddy" again even though it's been over a year even though my mind sometimes forgets my heart still remembers. I also love garlic bread but I forgot how thirsty it makes me and I don't care what people say about leaving dandilions for the pollinators( May is dandilion season) they're just so ghetto-looking on the lawn and lately I've been smelling a "skunk" smell around 6 am and it's a really gross way to start your day.
Just because something has ended doesn't means it wasn't beautiful-Adwika Singh
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