My Spirit Animal.

Everyone knows hippos are my fave. animal. I love them and I can so relate to them. If I were an animal, I'd be a hippo. We share so much in common: For example, we both:

1. Have large bodies with big bellies and rolls of blubber.
2. Have big mouths.
3. Love to lay out in the sun.
4. Love being in the water.
5. Can be aggressive if provoked.
6. Are very territorial.
7. Enjoy sleeping.
8. Have fat thick legs.
9. Have a big ass.
10. Don't put up with anyone's shit.
11. Are fearless in defending their homes and families if threatened.
12. Eat alot.
13. Live in large groups but are mainly solitary creatures.
14. Shake the ground when they walk.
15. Are loud.
16. Tend to be grumpy.
17. Are a more formidable enemy than they look.