Everyone knows hippos are my fave. animal. I love them and I can so relate to them. If I were an animal, I'd be a hippo. We share so much in common: For example, we both:
- Have large bodies with big bellies and rolls of blubber.
- Have big mouths.
- Love to lay out in the sun.
- Love being in the water.
- Can be aggressive if provoked.
- Are very territorial.
- Enjoy sleeping.
- Have fat thick legs.
- Have a big ass.
- Don't put up with anyone's shit.
- Are fearless in defending their homes and families if threatened.
- Eat alot.
- Live in large groups but are mainly solitary creatures.
- Shake the ground when they walk.
- Are loud.
- Tend to be grumpy.
- Are a more formidable enemy than they look.
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