Pumpkin Spice.

As much as I love summer and am sad to see it end there are 2 things I like about fall: the pretty coloured leaves and pumpkin spice everything. yesterday the 18 YR old made pumpkin spice muffins ( seen here) so she got to be my favourite child yesterday. Truth be told, it was actually me that ate most of the muffins too. I also notice that my dog is the same colour as pumpkin spice( or also carrot cake.)I just LOVE pumpkin though, pie, muffins, cake, ice cream, streudel, milkshakes, cheesecake, you name it, oh, my God I love it. As for the 18 YR old I'm really going to miss her baking when she leaves for Vancouver for school in 2 weeks and it's cutting it close too as she still doesn't have her student loan secured yet since it's a private college she's going to and not a normal one so the bank won't give her a regular student loan so we're trying to just get some other kind of loan and the paperwork is still going thru and it's so last-minute and they won't admit her until they get paid and unlike other schools where you pay a semester at a time this one you have to pay it all up front all at once and it's really expensive,too, only an 18 month course but costs the same as a 4 year course. 

Police were also going door-to-door yesterday too as a toddler was found wandering on the road dressed only in a diaper and they were trying to find where he came from so they went around asking all the neighbours. Turned out he was from the street down, 2 houses over and I saw the cops talking to the father, a redneck with no shirt or shoes on and he was crying and I bet they seized the kid; always so quick to blame parents thinking they're abusive or negligent when anyone who has kids knows how easy it is for them to sneak off and get into trouble or get hurt; all it takes is a second you turn your back and they've fallen down the stairs, or disappeared; probably the kid snuck off when the parents were asleep and unlocked the door and wandered outside or something; it could happen to anyone and now their entire lives have been turned upside-down and once Child Welfare gets involved they never leave you alone or let you go. It's so sad and I feel badly for them. My theory is it's always best to lay low from authorities, below the radar, like with our homeschooling, don't even let them know you exist, the best way to stay safe, undetected and be left alone.

The other night after I smoked a bowl I also got the best orgasm of my life!(HA! it's good my kids don't read this!)It was with my vibrator (mr. Buzzy) and honest-to-God it lasted a whole 10 minutes and it could have gone on longer except I didn't have the stamina and was just exhausted and had to stop. It was just the most amazing and incredible thing ever and I never even knew it was possible to last that long or to keep going and going one right after the other, it was like I kept being carried away on a wave, ripples of warm, throbbing, pulsing  currents just coursing thru every inch of my body from head to toe, it felt like I was going to burst right out of my skin, my entire body just clenched up like in a seizure and it was like I left my body and was transported into another realm almost and I even said a silent prayer to God, Oh, Dear God! Thank you so much for this! Oh....wait a minute.....maybe it's not appropriate to be thanking you for something like this.....sorry.....but thank you anyway! I wondered if I might even have a heart-attack and die but I didn't even care. it would be worth it. I even felt something on my left side go rigid and pop out and buldge, sort of like when prego and you can feel the baby's knee or foot pop out, and I have no idea what it was, maybe my hernia, I don't know, maybe somethingon the verge of rupturing, but I just didn't care, oh, my God it was just incredible....

A funny story as well: all week the 16 YR old couldn't find her grade 11 math book and as it turned out the 12 YR old had been using it. ALL WEEK. he thought it was his math book and had been doing grade 11 algebra all week with no problem and got them all right with no issues. I swear that kid is a total genius. We all got a good laugh from it though.....except for maybe the 16 YR old who's now already a week behind in math and the school year's just begun.