Mr. Snail.

The other day I saw this little guy on the wall outside. Escargot anyone? Does anybody have any garlic butter? Ha,ha. When I went back to check yesterday he was still there so I guess they're not kidding; snails really DO move slow! I like the stripes on his shell.It's a pretty big one too as far as snails go, about the size of an average strawberry. This morning Buddy also had a nice long visit with his Bitches and even kept trying to hump his fave. one,too(it was sooo embarrassing and he's such a dirty old man!) and the owner said the name is Jordy and he got her from a local woman for 500$. Another one is Gidget and I forgot the other one's name because my memory is like a goldfish.When they saw him this morning they were so happy they pulled on the leash, barked with anticipation, tails wagging and he was so happy too and it's so nice to see him having fun with his new friends. He scared the shit out of me yesterday too; he went limp in my arms and I was scared he was dying and I was losing him but he perked up after a few minutes and was OK so it was just heatstroke so I brought him inside with the A/C for the rest of the day and only let him out to pee or shit and he's not even going out for the next few days(except for bathroom breaks) until this heatwave ends. It's sooo hot too the humidex is in the 40 C's and even the wind is hot and feel like blowing a hot hair dryer! That may also explain the tightness and burning feeling in my chest too; the humidity and poor air quality affecting my breathing with my pre-exisiting breathing issues!

There was also this really bad fetid stink in the third floor bathroom and swarms of flies so I emptied out the garbage can....and discovered 2 decomposing dead mice  stuck to the bottom of the garbage can I had to peel off! Eww!!! I wonder how they got in  there though? My hubby says they fell from the ceiling...but.... whaaat???I also saw a photo of Trump wearing his pants on backwards like the 14 YR old does, and saw an ad for fried chicken flavour ice-cream! Yuck! That's just wrong! Who would even think of such a thing? I really wish I never even saw that! That's just soooo gross! I also think the excuse my hubby gives people as to why our pool isn't open yet( despite the heat wave) is that the pool stores isn't allowed to open yet( rather than actually telling them the real reason; that he doesn't want to "waste" $$$$ on it just for me) even though other people still have their pools open OK and seem to have got their pool chemicals from somewhere OK....At Wal-Mart the other day the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to charity too so I said Sure, add 10$... and she looked surprised and goes, Wow!! Wow, just for 10$? It made me wonder what other people give if she got that excited over just 10$? You would have thought it was a million$ the way she reacted! I have a bunch of left-over tampons too I don't know what to do with as with no uterus anymore; the only thing they'd be good for now is if someone got shot and you can use them to plug the bullet holes.

Here are my sunflower seedlings, now 2 weeks old growing their True leaves and there's something like 28 or so of them even though I only planted 18 seeds (it's a miracle! Hallelujah!)  and these next few days are too hot for even me to go out(even in the shade yesterday I was sweating like a pig!) so now I erected a scarecrow (as well as the owl) to scare birds and other critters away(and put Cayenne pepper on the soil as a repellent as well) and leave my precious little babies alone.We also sold our trampoline as it's been 2 years since anyone used it and we sold it for just 50$ since it's so old and missing the net(the kids wrecked it) and missing a few springs and the padding is all gone(the squirrels chewed it all). We paid 300$ for it as well as for the net another 300$ and we'll sell the swingset next; not used in years and some swings also missing and yesterday I heard a bunch of Blue Jays squawking up a storm, loudly , and it sounded like an alert, warning of some sort of danger, perhaps a predator nearby or an incoming storm, and I had 2 pits in my cherry,too, and I'm also able to de-pit a cherry in my mouth without using my hands and I heard some girls can even tie a knot in the stem using only their tongue and I bet they give amazing BJ's! 😜There was also an attack in London last night with a vehicle running over people with several fatalities and the 25 YR old lives there going to university so I had my hubby try to text her to make sure she's ok......holy f*ck that's scary....

I don't just ride the Crazy Train, I *DRIVE* that motherf*cker!!