Baller.

Here is the 28 YR old sporting his new Dolce and Gabbana shades, looking sharp for the ladies. He's a baller. He even got a certificate of authenticity so he knows it's not some cheap knock-off. I also swore I smelled weed every time I walked past the playroom and it turned out he got me weed for my Christmas present and put it on his shelf in the playrrom(so I was right) but I'm worried the damn mice will get into it so I wrapped it and put it away safe in the medicine chest where they can't get in. Buddy also finally shit; twice yesterday and twice today; really big ones the size of my fist so I'm really relieved and I'm sure he is as well,and my mother said not to let him sleep in my bed in case he shits in there but it's her that shits in bed; not him; he'll bark and tell me he has to go and he'll jump down; he's doesn't shit where he sleeps, and exactly a month today is Christmas Eve( so a month from yesterday was Christmas Eve Eve which we call Christmas Steve, and it was also the second-oldest's 32nd birthday,too) and a month tomorrow is Christmas! I think I have a cold,too as I woke up with a swollen sore throat (inhaling the nice warm smoke from the bong helps soothe,too)and now also have a stuffy runny nose, and that "funny" headache I always get with a cold, and I'm also extra tired. Hockey player Borje Salming also died and this one I actually know who he is( usually I have no idea) because when I was a kid my teen cousin had a crush on him,and I remember the name and remember thinking it sounded like a Swedish name.

This is also our outdoor Christmas lights for this year, my hubby just finished tonight, last-minute,and every year he always adds more and I bet you can even see it from space and I think our town has its Santa Claus Parade this weekend as well, and even Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer was bullied for being different,too, so even reindeer are bullies; everyone is an asshole, and my fluid retention and swelling is so bad now as well the elastic in my socks always leave deep grooves on my legsand I heard a funny ad on the radio, ...deals so good it'll feel like stealing..." which I thought was funny and made me laugh, and as always I parody Christmas songs changing the lyrics,(I'll post some tomorrow) and as for the song ...don we now our gay apparel....." I don't even have any "gay" apparel but the 28 YR old does; he has that one paisley shirt....I was also out smoking weed last night in the dark on the back porch and I heard teens walk by the other side of the fence and heard one say, Dude, that's  powerful stuff,man!  and one time I was walking approaching some teen girls who stared at me and whispered and giggled( that still makes me uncomfortable and feel awkward, like I was back in Jr. High again, but I just held my head up high and walked by with fake confidence) and as I approached I heard one say, I wonder if she's for 'real?' (as I'm an old bird wearing my Rasta hoodie) and then as I walked past and they got a whiff of weed wafting by they decided that I was, as I heard one say, Yup... 😂So, HA!I'm the real deal, baby; I'm no phony!

None of us can help being what we are.