Thursday, April 4, 2024

Shitburger.

Yesterday I somehow got meatloaf sauce in my hair and it was a foreshadowing of the day I would have; one of those kind of days. It rained all day, torrential rain almost like a monsoon and then it alternated between heavy rain and big white snow flakes all day and I tried to get Buddy to go out to go to the bathroom several times thru the day but he'd just turn right around and come back in so it was a pee and shit on the carpet day and I guess I can't say that I really blame him though; if I was him I'd probably do the same thing.Then my hubby brought me back a burger from Harvey's  and I was excited for and looking forward to my treat(and if you don't have anything to get excited about and look forward to then there's no joy in life) all day....and of course (with my "luck") it was a complete, total and utter bust:
he got the wrong thing!
It was mostly all a bunch of lettuce and mustard and relish.....but NO tomato(and we didn't even have tomatoes at home I could just put on,either) and mayo(I always just put my own cheese on at home and melt it because they charge an extra dollar for cheese!) and  also forgot my side-order of onion rings.....but they put 4 measley rings ON my burger, that is, squashed in-between the patty and bun, so that they were all soggy and wet and gross!!and of course he never even bothered to check it before he left the place to make sure it WAS the right thing like I always do(because I know with my luck someone's going to f*ck it up)
F*ck!!
Shitburger!!
I ate it because I was starving but I didn't enjoy it and I was just soooo disappointed(and today I'll just have to get something else to make up for the disaster) and then my hubby figures out he accidently ordered my mother's toppings instead of mine(he has them all written down on his phone for reference so he won't get the wrong thing.....well, so "much" for that!)....lettuce, mustard, relish, and onions....but luckily they didn't put the yucky onions on (that I hate)...but 4 onion rings instead in the burger....except they got all soggy and wet so I still couldn't eat them! I told him not to even bother going to Harvey's anymore then if that's the shit he's going to pull and ruin it.
Why the f*ck though can't things ever just work out and go right for me though, the way they're supposed to? I swear, I must be a jinx!


The IDF also killed 3 cars of humanitarian aid workers in Gaza claiming it was a "mistake" and an "accident" even though they reg'd their co-ordinates with the Israeli army, so it was definitely a co-ordinated targeted attack, likely to discourage other aid workers helping the starving Palestinians which is exactly what's happening and they're just evil in their war crimes and genocide and it really wouldn't surprise me at all if Netanyahu is the Anti-Christ and now even his own people  hate him,too, and are protesting ( they even stormed the Knesset(parliament) and protested) and demanding an election, ordinary, everyday Israelis don't agree with the horrors his gov't is committing,either!  I also gave Buddy ham and peas and cubed carrots and the little bugger picked out all the pieces of ham first and left the peas and carrots, and I still have my cough( it'll be 4 weeks on Monday) and a "rattling" sound in my throat and chest now as well, and it's sad to realize too with the shitty economy and everything so expensive in this shithole that my kids will likely never be able to own their own homes in this generation even with university degrees.This place sucks!

Don't question why she needs to be so free She'll tell you it's the only way to be She just can't be chained.-Rolling Stones





 

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