Apeshit.

I was finally able to cut Beja's nails yesterday; the "straightjacket"/harness we ordered showed up( shown below) and my hubby held him up in it to contain him(the harness was a bit too big) and I cut his nails but it was still an ordeal and he kept wiggling, squirming, trying to bite and escape, scratch, etc. it was really hard and it took forever and was quite the feat but I did it, and he really needed  it,too! I've never seen a dog so scared and freaked-out getting his nails cut so my guess is that either he was traumatized at some point getting it done at the breeder's or else he's never had it done before. His fave. thing is also when I say beso and kiss his neck. Normally he's the sweetest, most loving  gentle little thing but he just goes apeshit  when I try to cut his nails! Holy f*ck!! He's like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde!😂

Here is the nail trimming restraining harness which also came with a brush, a comb, and nail clippers. It had to be assembled(and didn't have instructions) so I was stumped but of course my hubby knew how to do it and did it in seconds( making me feel even dumber, but I have enough trouble trying to assemble things even with instructions so forget it without them!) and I had this weird dream too about my friend A from highschool that she called me stupid  and I said to her, At least I'm NOT the one that failed to get 65% or higher on my subjects at the end of the year and had to take all my final exams!  and then she started crying and I felt really bad. In real life though she actually was the dumbest in our friend group(her average was 50%) and I was the second-dumbest and all the others were always on the Honour Roll. I only got on it my final year when I didn't have to take math which always brought my average down.

They also say the post office will strike Friday morning so I sure hope my dreads arrive before then but they're coming by DHL courier so hopefully won't involve shitty half-assed Canada Post anyway, and yesterday I woke up from my Old Lady Nap with a splitting killer headache and also a really sore neck with a bad cramp/kink in it and I also saw my Angel Bird 3 times yesterday,too. Joe Biden also has cancer which is always a sad thing but he IS also 82 and everyone has to eventually die of something, and just like my mother who was 83 he IS old, and it's just his Time.

"Mr. Bond, they have a saying in Chicago: "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action."-Tara Ballance