Sock Thief.

This morning the 30 YR old couldn't find his socks for work as someone (I'm not going to say who but he's small and funny and cute) stole them out of the laundry basket! HA! he also got this multi-colour custom-made leather purse from France that he'd ordered in January that finally came he insists isn't a  "purse" but a man bag but it's clearly a purse, it's small like a purse, and looks exactly like a purse, and I think is really gay and no matter what he calls it is still a purse. They also worked at this swanky LTC home the past few days that even has chandeliers, an indoor water fountain and fake indoor beach....and it costs 6K a week! Holy shit! That would be 24 K a month, and I thought my mother's place at 2K a month was expensive!!

Today child # 8 also turns 26 and my hubby said he also thinks there's an animal in the house( when I said that the 30 YR old goes, "Yeah, Beja!" ha,ha, very funny) as when he leaves his popcorn out to save for the next day  it's gone overnight so something is eating it. I just hope it's NOT a cat or a skunk, or anything that can harm Beja, and now I also wonder all those times he barks and we tell him to shut up and there's nothing there that there really WAS and he was trying to tell us there's an animal in the house, and I used to speak German to Buddy too as he was a Dachshund( a German dog) and now I speak Spanish to Beja because he's a Chihuahua(a Mexican dog).

 I know, I'm weird.

Yesterday I also saw an oriole in one of our trees and Beja was captivated staring at a bird strutting across our lawn, almost as if it were saying, I'm a bird and I can fly and you can't. I'm Birdman. I can also still remember years ago one of the boys saying a cardinal's song sounds like  beaner, beaner, beaner! and I can't unhear that and now every time I hear one I still think of that and it makes me laugh.

It's raining today again as well(ugh!) but we did get 3 days outside and the rest of the week and next week look good, and supposed to get nice and warm next week,too(maybe even up to 30C!) and yesterday was my cousin's ( the ones in Egypt) 31st anniversary although they've been together 36 YRS(meaning they must have been together since they were teens?) and I was fiddling with my iPod settings and sounds and now the volume is better and I can hear it so maybe it was accidently muted before, and one of our mulberry trees is dead as it has no leaves on it and another one is half dead as it only has leaves on the top half but the bottom half is bare and now all leaves are fully out, and I came across bile duct cancer where pain on the right side under the ribs is a common symptom so maybe that's what I have, and it's sad to realize as well that if I'm in the hospital or prison no one would visit me, and  it's been 35 YRS since I've had a Chihuahua and I missed it; I've had a Dachshund, 2 Shih Tzus and several Pugs and now I have one once again it almost makes me feel like my Old Self and my Old Life again.

Or at least partly.

Society severely neglects those it doesn't understand.-N.Diverse