El Cheapo.

My hubby is such a cheapskate! Last night he got KFC for everyone but griped he didn't want to get me the gravy for my fries and tried to rip me off even though I only eat them with gravy and  without it would be like having a hamburger or pizza without toppings and he whined he wasn't paying over 3$ just for gravy(even though it actually only cost half that!) but I told him to stop being such a cheap bastard so I still ended up getting it anyway. Yesterday I also got a notice in the mail, a final delinquent  last notice to my mother's estate( that would be me) that she owes just over to 300$ to CIBC  and if it's not paid they'll send out a collection agency(just for 300$?  What the actual f*ck? Going after a dead woman for 300$?) but this is the first I've even heard of it so it makes me wonder if my hubby has been hiding bills/debts from me  all along and I only discovered it because I intercepted the mail this time? At least when I die I won't be leaving behind any debts for anyone. I told him to just pay it( he's the one with the job and I don't have an income anymore and my mother and I pretty much paid for everything before so now it's his turn) and he shrugged just to pay the collection agency when they come around  as it's "easier" somehow and I told him to not be such a deadbeat and just pay the bill.

I mean, really?

Beja also did a shit yesterday in a hole in the eavestrough on the back porch where the chipmunks(the 30 YR old now calls "Shitmunks") come and go and it was just  struck me as so hilariously funny it cracked me up and I just laughed my ass off. I can't believe he shit in the chipmunk hole! 😂 I also gave up at this point on the fence guy and don't think we'll be seeing him and actually think he forgot all about us. It also still surprises me how sudden my mother dying was,too; I had just visited her the week before and she seemed fine and then all of a sudden she had breathing issues and then it all just went downhill quickly from there and she kept getting infections that turned to Sepsis and then 3 weeks later her heart just stopped and she was dead. It was the same with Buddy too although he HAD had a couple of strokes and some seizures months prior and 24 HRS before once again before he died but he was eating right up until the day he died and just stopped that day. It just goes to show that you never know and it can just suddenly sneak up on you one day.

My whole life I've always had to hide, cover-up, pretend, re-invent and start over just to survive.