My cousin who is in Morocco on holiday got to cross an item off her Bucket List:going up in a hot air balloon( her photos are shown here). She said they went up for almost an hour. That's something I've always wanted to do as well but it's just sooooo expensive. Yesterday was also a nice day and I got to suntan for 4 hours now it's finally not so humid(and it's just 12 C this morning but going up to 24C) but Beja was actually cold and he was shivering and I had to wrap him up in my T-shirt(I suntan topless) and I cut his nails again and he did better but still squirms and tries to bite and one time I missed and accidently cut the 'quick" on his "thumb" and it bled and then I felt really bad. Asshole Trump also imposed a 35% tariff on goods from Canada now( other countries it's a 15%) and threatened that trade talks will be difficult now Canada supports a Palestinian state, which sounds an awful lot like blackmail to me.
I really hate that f*cker.
I hope someone assassinates that guy ,and fast.
The 30 YR old is also taking a 2 day course in Toronto to do false eyelashes, you know, the kind that looks like giraffe..
Yes, you read that right.
I couldn't believe it at first,either....and it costs 3500$!
Where the f*ck does he get that kind of $$$ from though? That's what really worries me; is he into something illegal on the side? The reason: his GF gets her lashes done every 2 weeks( at a whopping cost of 150$-200$ each time: where does she get the $$$ from, esp. when she doesn't work; does she have an Only Fans or something as a side hustle?) and they did it wrong last time so now he decided to learn it so he can do it for her....and make some $$$ on the side.
Whaaaaat? Really?
But, really, though, what the f*ck? You can stay a week at a resort for less than that.
Last night up in bed my right side and abdomenal pain was also so bad I thought it was finally The End,too, but sadly I'm still here.
The 30 YR old also informed me, in all his all-knowing wisdom, that a vet told him the reason Beja steals socks(even though he also steals underwear, towels.toilet paper, popsicle sticks, etc. and he's just a playful PUPPY) is because he's "not stimulated enough" and I "need to play with him more; 2 hours a day at least" even though he's played with almost constantly and you can't do it 24/7; you still have to do other things, and if he wants to get all psychological on me and dig deeper it's only HIS socks he takes so maybe it's him he wants to play with more( esp. since he's hardly ever home) but it still makes me feel inadequate once again(like always) like I'm not doing enough, like I'm failing once again and not meeting expectations, never good enough, always falling short.
So "thanks" for that.
I really "needed" that.
My hubby is also so uncouth and uncultured he drinks right out of the milk carton and tips bowls up and slurps the left-over liquid(instead of, you know, using a spoon to politely scoop it up) and I asked him if he would still act like that if he had dinner with the Queen or the Pope and he said he would. I swear if he took a DNA test they'd find Neanderthal DNA.
Reason why I never want to leave my house:
1. People.-Kristen
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