Dirty Bird.

Poor Bejalita!

Some dirty bird shit on him!

When I first saw it yesterday I wasn't even sure what it was and thought it looked like yogurt but couldn't figure out how he got yogurt on his ear outside and then I realized.

Maybe the squirrels all got together and paid the bird to do the dirty deed as revenge for him always tormenting them, maybe they paid him to dive-bomb him and plop on him as payback?

I still can't believe some dirty bird shit on my Chihuahua. 😂

It was both kind of funny and gross at the same time and at first I took the photo,  and called my hubby to come and see(and to get a laugh) and then I cleaned him off, which I think he was most grateful for as he kept trying to rub it off with his paw and for a bit there I even forgot it was there and gave him a kiss.....and got it on my lips.

ewwwwwww

and it was bird shit alright.

Yesterday I also smelled someone outside smoking weed( and it wasn't me this time and poor Beja looked confused,ha,ha) and it made my lungs horny, and I also thought a neighbour's dog behind us was dognapped as I was outside and kept hearing it barking like they left it out alone in the yard and it sounded "yappy" like a Toy breed, likely a Chihuahua, Yorkie, or a Pom, and then I heard a car door slam shut and someone say, "It's a dog" and then all of a sudden it stopped barking so me, after just smoking 'da ganja had this wild theory someone stole it from the yard so I made note of the exact time ( 9:20 am) and the direction the car went(I couldn't actually see it thru the fence) and then I never saw or heard anything more.

Hopefully the owners just opened their door and let the dog back in and that's why it stopped barking and the "It's a dog" was just someone walking by asking what the noise was, not a opportunistic thief.

That's one reason too why I never leave Beja outside alone.

Today my hubby also leaves for his chess tournament and isn't coming back until MONDAY as he doesn't want to drive back at 2 am Sunday morning which makes sense and he's always so last minute as well he packs pretty much on the way out, and even grabs clean clothes from the dryer to pack the same morning whereas I pack at least a week ahead except for the last-minute things like deoderant.

We are just such opposites, ha.

I couldn’t even process what was happening. It felt like my whole world had fallen apart.”-Amanda