Check out this leaf, just starting to change colour. I get to enjoy one of my fave. fall smells now: crisp wet leaves. Last night as I was sitting out on the back porch smoking mi ganja I felt something brush up against my ear and it made me jump and I turned around to look and saw a big fat raccoon nudging me on the fence right beside me! It freaked me out as I wasn't expecting it and I didn't see it at first in the dark and I tried to shoo it away but it wouldn't leave. It just wasn't scared. I tried to scare it off by waving my hands, stomping, hissing at it, and being loud but it just sat there and blinked at me. I also flicked my lighter trying to scare it off as animals don't like fire but it just stupidly sat there and stared at me like ,:"What the f*ck?" and then it just went into the little hut and stayed there.
I was also woken up at 2 am by thunder and we have a weather advisory for today for more storms and 40-60 mm of rain and most people start off their day with a morning coffee but I start mine off with a morning doobie, and I'm NOT actively suicidal, that is, I'm not planning on killing myself any time soon, just if Beja dies or I lose my house, but I still DO hope and pray every day that it's The Day God calls me back home so I don't know what you'd call that.
This is also my new lighter I think is cool and I wonder who suddenly decided that we can drink milk from cows, goats, and camels but NOT animals like pigs, horses, elephants, hippos, giraffes, etc? I also always thought the word pilates (I only ever saw in written form) was pronounced pilots , like in Pontius Pilate and was shocked to find out it's actuially pu-lah-tees.
Life is hard when you're stupid.
Oh, well.
Ha, ha.
We shall live again
We shall live again.-Robbie Robertson
