Hello Spring!

Here's the 30 YR old with his new haircut. He's a handsome dude and he knows it. He also thinks he should be going back to work in a couple of weeks or so and he still never did get his unemployment $$$ so at this point if he ever does it, it should be retro-active and he should be getting a nice sum all at once, but of course that didn't help him the 3 months he was off work while his boss recovered from surgery! His GF's colonoscopy also showed she had polyps she had removed and biopsied; the same  thing I always had, which also puts her at high risk for colon cancer, and this morning I also found sanitary pads in the garbage and it surprised me at first, not knowing how the hell they got there or where they were from as we no longer have any girls in the house, and then realized it must be hers, but the good news is it means at least she's NOT prego!  Surprising actually considering how often they  GET IT ON but they do take "precautions" but still, nothing is 100% except abstinence, and I can't imagine using condoms though(I prefer "bareback") as it would be like chewing gum with the wrapper still on. I also hope they didn't do The Difficult Brown because her poor ass would likely still be tender from the "garden hose" they shoved up for the colonoscopy!

Ewwww!!!!

I know, I have a dirty mind. HA!

It's also spring but -8C this morning and I still can't believe my friend is really dead and actually gone. I've lost around 10 Facebook friends over the past 10 years or so as well, mostly to cancer( f*ck cancer!!) and this is something I really would have liked to talk to my mother about as well except she's gone now, too( died just 3 months ago) and it feels like everyone's crossing over to the Other Side now and leaving me behind.

When will it be my turn?

I also thought my mother visited me the other day smelling roses and it made me wonder what MY signature scent will be and I figure probably either weed or garlic.

I was also thinking about the Seven Deadly Sins:

greed, sloth, gluttony, wrath, lust, pride, and envy, and so I made this funny meme(shown above) and I was all excited the other day too to eat my brand-new dairy free chocolate fudge ice cream and found half of it was already gone; some f*cker had already eaten it! WTF? It even had my name on it,too! I was also shocked to hear China placed a 100% tariff on Canadian canola imports and wondered why....but then heard it was in retaliation for Canada FIRST putting a 100% tariff on EVs from China so it's justified, and the same as what Canada's doing to USA in return for their unfair and unjust tariffs. USA sucks but so does Canada,too.

Sometimes battles aren’t meant to be won.-Joseph David