The Purse.

I finally got a photo of the 30 YR old's new purse he calls a man bag so you can see it for yourself and decide if you think it's a purse or a satchel. He also has to work today and my hubby and the youngest are in Toronto leaving Beja-Boo and I home alone, a nice quiet break for me so I think I'll also order-in food as a treat and just enjoy the nice peace, but it's raining and windy so we can't go outside. Here's my poem for rain:

Rain rain

go away

come again

during the night

and f*ck you.

Last night the youngest also went to that dinky little fair in town with his friend( the 30 YR old and his GF are going tomorrow) and an all-day ride pass costs 40$ too I think is a rip-off for just 6 rides(you'll be done in 10 minutes!) when you can go to the CNE and get over a 100 rides for costing not much more.

My suntan's also coming along well and all this week it's supposed to be sunny and hot, and Wednesday even up to 27C with a humidex into the mid 30's, and the wildfires are really bad in Manitoba and Saskatchewan as well they evacuated 21K people and the smoke is even expected to waft all the way over here and affect our air quality and turn the clouds/sky orange-y, and there's just one day left in May and so far so good; nothing bad happened to us yet( something bad usually happens to us in May) and for the past 3 days I've also seen that rare cardinal that's half red and half black I like to think is an Angel Bird sent by my mother to let me know she's looking  out for me still and watching over us, and I heard someone refer to squirrels as tree rats  and now I think I'll call them that from now on,too.

I also really LOVE this Gypsy-style dress and also like the pants below, and this morning I luxuriated in my bath bomb that looked like a pink cupcake with white frosting on top but I thought smelled like grapefruit and now I just have the jasmine one left, and my hubby found a guy to cut the grass for less than the youngest charges, and the 30 YR old told me he saw the strangest thing yesterday,too: a dog that was half Chihuahua and half black Lab and I laughed and said, What did that look like? and he said it looked like a black Corgi and I said, I hope to God that the poor little Chihuahua wasn't the mother... and he said the Lab was( thank God!) but I wonder how exactly they did The Deed though? Did the Chihuahua have to stand up on a chair or something or did the Lab have to lay down? HA! I also thought part of Beja's tail was missing as I could only see the brown half at the top and not the white half  at the bottom but it turned out it was just hidden with the blanket.

My hubby also got these neck fan things that look sort of like headphones that cool you down in the summer heat for everyone and I said they "look weird" so he returned mine even though I was  still going to use it for my suntan and with my kids not even calling me on Mother's Day, saying that they're "happy they finally broke me" ,telling me to kill myself, etc. now they're all grown I don't have to put up with their shit and I'm done with the whole lot of them and they're not my problem anymore.

I'm finally free.

I'm on my way from misery to happiness today I'm on my way from misery to happiness today I'm on my way to what I want from this world And years from now you'll make it to the next world.-The Proclaimers