Check out the yummy big-ass burrito I had yesterday(and also shown below; it looks like a baked potato!) it's soooo big I even saved half for my lunch today! It has pretty much everything in it except for onions, olives, gaucamole and radish...because ewww!!
and it has extra cilantro!
I know I'm not really supposed to have beans with my colon issues but sometimes you just have to say f*ck it and eat it anyway and just pay the price and suffer anyway afterwards because it's just so good ( just like my mother's father with his stomach ulcers which would bleed and rupture if he ate spicy food but he liked it so much he would often eat it anyway and just suffer later) and now today I'm paying the price. My hubby also finally found the Scottish shortbread I have been looking for forever(they moved it from the cookie section to the crackers section! Who the f*ck does that?) and the biscotti(he had no idea what it even was even though I sent a photo with him) but he finally asked a store employee who found it) and my hubby must have also broke a record as well: 7 days in a row playing pickleball but his "streak" ends as today it's raining with a possible thunderstorm and he plays outside as he can't afford the inside fees.
He also got his test results back about his "agonizing" 10/10 shoulder pain.....and it's just arthritis! ("Arthur Itis") so luckily NOT cancer, thank god, no tumours showed up or anything, but he's a real weenie(that obviously doesn't know real pain!!) thinking arthritis is that painful and I have Rheumatoid arthritis ( the BIG Boy of arthritis) and it's not THAT bad.Sure it hurts and sometimes I get really stiff and sore but nowhere near a 10! I told him I was right and it's proof he's just old and decrepit and falling apart (I started when I was just 45)and he says KIDS can get arthritis,too! and now goes around telling people he has Jeuvenile arthritis, not wanting to admit he's old, ha,ha! Yesterday I also saw something for the first time I haven't seen in 3 months: a school bus, and I can't believe summer's already over( not technically, but vacation summer) and schools are back already and it's already September, but my kids have all graduated and moved on so I'm retired after some 30 years of homeschooling and I didn't 'enjoy" it but it was best for the kids so I have no regrets.
A 12 YR old (I was still playing with Barbie when I was 12!)was also charged with attempted murder in Markham( near Toronto) for a shooting( my god, they start so young now!) and on just the second day of school there was a gun fight between 2 groups of teens outside a highschool in Toronto as well. Holy f*ck, it just gets worse with each generation and I bet my fave. highschool( which was good when I went) the students are probably all thugs now! The 30 YR old also says his GF quit her dental hygenist course as you can only advance if you have a 98% average (and with so much math and chemistry she probably failed it; I know I would!!) and it costs a whopping 100K to continue so now she's taking para-legal which she likes and I have no doubt as she likes to sue people and currently has 2-3 lawsuits going on.
I also heard there's this movie or TV show or whatever called The Summer I Turned Pretty and it made me laugh because I'm still waiting for that, ha,ha, and I also wonder if the time I'll die is 3:15 pm as that was always my fave. time since schools in Toronto got out at 3:15 so it was my fave. time of day although now I love sunset, and yesterday Beja kept licking at and pawing at my right boob, so I either had some food stain on my shirt he was working on or he was trying to alert me maybe I have breast cancer( as dogs can detect cancer) and it seems like I'm just "borrowing" him at times as well; that he's just mine temporarily to heal me so does that perhaps mean I'm dying soon?
In the meantime there are dogs, sunshine, weed, and music.
I'm learning to fly (Learning to fly)
But I ain't got wings
Coming down is the hardest thing
I'm learning to fly (Learning to fly)
Around the clouds
But what goes up (Learning to fly)
Must come down
I'm learning to fly (Learning to fly, learning to fly).-Tom Petty
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